Mr. Parsley

 Mr. Parsley shadowed Mr. Jay at Zufadt High in that he taught vegetable class as Mr. Jay taught fruit class. Mr. Parsley is shown to be a nimble, yoga-loving, "hippy-dippy" man. Mr. Parsley was shot and killed in 2013 as a result of Big Acker's scope being offset when he attempted to assassinate Mr. Jay.